Wednesday, April 30, 2008
1)叫救命！ 2)中国，四川人（“试穿”人） 3)范范fan weiqi
I jump into the water, guess my occupation.
Answer is......
Waiter, Y?
Bcos I jump into Water
I -> Water = Waiter
Why after dinner, the whole family like to sit down in front of the TV and watch TV?
cos if stand, very tiring. zzz
more 欠扁问题:
1)什么时候1＋1不等于2？
算错的时候
2)什么人是不用电的？
缅旬人
3)一只熊走过来 (猜成语)
有备而(BEAR)来4)蜘蛛侠是什么颜色？
是白色！（S PI DER MAN）是白的 MAN 嘛！5)咸蛋，茶蛋跟臭鸡蛋一起考试。其中一人被指作弊。是谁？
咸蛋，因为咸蛋超人=咸蛋抄人
6)How do you get four nines to make 100?
Example 9+9+9+9 = 36 (Nope, not 100.)
99+9/9=100
7)小明为什么把牛油丢下楼去？
因为他想看 牛油飞 (Butter-fly)
8)为什么不能空着肚子睡觉呢?
会做‘饿’梦
9)How come a green frog can jump higher than a green tree?
cos tree cant jump
10)Which one is taller. Egg or grass?
Cos 草没蛋高（草莓蛋糕）
11)Why mary doesn't stir her coffee with her right hand?
cos she stir with spoon
12)为什么在海边不能讲笑话?
怕“海啸（笑）”guess guess!! will reveal maybe on sunday. haha
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back to the past; *
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